I was born wearing pants
Be prepared!
I was born standing up
Be prepared!
Don't be ashamed, you were born unadorned
Be prepared!
I was born with one locket
Be prepared!
I was born with twenty bucks in my pocket
Be prepared!
Don't be alarmed, we mean you no harm
Be prepared!
I was born already bald
Be prepared!
I was born wearing spats and a dickie
Be prepared!
Don't be ashamed, you were born unadorned
Be prepared!
Be prepared.