Oh, well imagine
As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor
And I can't help but to hear
No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words:
"What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding"
Says a bridesmaid to the waiter,
"And, yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore"
I chime in with a
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
I chime in
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of . . .
Oh, well in fact
Well I'll look at this way
I mean technically our marriage is saved
Well this calls for a toast so
Pour the champagne
Oh! Well, in fact
Well I'll look at it this way
I mean technically our marriage is saved
Well, this calls for a toast
So pour the champagne, pour the champagne!
I chime in with a
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
I chime in
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of
Poise and rationality!
I chime in
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
I chime in
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of
Poise and rationality!
Again . . .