Mary Whitehouse
She don't like pornography
When it's on the BBC
She won't even look at me
Oh no no no she don't love me
I love Mary Whitehouse
She don't love me
I love Mary Whitehouse
She don't love me
I know she ain't that wonderful
She's only trying to be helpful
When she sees all those nudes
She'll speak out and say
That's very rude
Mary Mary they think you're crazy
How does your mind work
With silver bells
And ..... shells
You're digging up the dirt