Monopoly
Alice Rock
I've got a life
And I can prove it to you on my social networking site
If you're not on it
Then you're socially slipping behind
Oh, I feel fantastic
Brimming with confidence
Living my life behind plastic
And an image from 13 years ago yeah
So will you be friends with me?
Come and join my online monopoly
Even better, could you manipulate me please?
'Cause I am stuck in my monopoly
It took my social skills from me
And I've forgotten how to pass go
And I am stuck in my monopoly
I'm half the man I used to be
I'm stuck at Old Kent Road
I need you now to fill up my page
Become another number, another face in front of my old flames
Come on
Give me five seconds of fame because
I need a reason to exist
So won't you put me at the top of your list
And even better come on
Make me your online deity yeah
So will you be friends with me?
Come and join my online monopoly
Even better, could you manipulate me please?
'Cause I am stuck in my monopoly
It took my social skills from me
And I've forgotten how to pass go
And I am stuck in my monopoly
I'm half the man I used to be
I'm stuck at Old Kent Road
Oh
Old Kent Road
No Marylebone
I can't pass go
My Father who art in Heaven
Come and give me my daily bread at 11
'Cause I need a supplement I can't get online
Vitamin D, replacement for sunshine
I've forgotten the light of day
Because one foot in front of the other
Feels a million miles away
So the dot com's gotta stay, yeah
So will you be friends with me?
I'm begging you to join my monopoly
Even better, could you manipulate me please?
'Cause I am stuck in my monopoly
It took my social skills from me
And I've forgotten how to pass go
And I am stuck in my monopoly
I'm half the man I used to be
I'm stuck at Old Kent Road
Oh
Old Kent Road
No Marylebone
I can't pass go
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