Skinny Dip
Logan Whitehurst
Yeah...
Take off your space suit
Take off your raincoat
Take off your scuba gear
Take out your earplugs
Take off that plastic
Representation of Richard Nixon's head
Take off your neck brace
Take off your snow shoes
Take off your leather pants
Take off your sweatshirt
Take off your hairnet
And lose the tattoo
Of Richard Nixon's head
And skinny dip with me
(None of you will see)
No one else will see
Except you and me
And maybe Richard Nixon
Ahhh...
Take off your glasses
Take off your make-up
Take off your fingernails
Take out your dentures
Take off your false leg
Take out your glass eye
And take off your toupee
Ohhh...
Take out your liver
Take out your brainstem
Take out your skeleton
Take out your stomach
And your intestines
And your appendix
And pull off all your skin
And skinny dip with me
(None of you will see)
No one else will see
Except you and me
And maybe Richard Nixon
*belch* Excuse me.
La la la la
Get naked! Take off your clothes!
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