You don't know me but my name's Eileen
Was brought up bad down in New Orleans
Got a head full of hammers and heart full of sand
Half Puerto Rican, half butter pecan
Oh, yeah, right now
They hung my momma from a telephone pole
Cause she baked my pa into a casserole
Born to be the king of rock and roll
I'm 125,000 years old
Oh yeah...
Superman can go and kiss my ass
I'm half nitroglyc, half fiberglass
My baby says I taste like sugarcane
Know what I said, well, you know I'm insane
Oh yeah, now, here we go
Well, I live in California with my girl Quang Cho
She won the bronze in the '88 hammer throw
She's a Libra on the cusp of Scorpio
I call her Hiawatha, she calls me Crazy Joe
Oh yeah, now...